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[slice slice baby]

We've got quite a few 'foodies' here, so thought i'd share this new find with ya'll and see if you'll be getting in on the latest new thing.....

I've heard of bacon mayonnaise, bacon gum, bacon salt, bacon cupcakes, bacon toothpaste, bacon ice cream, even, bacon vodka~~which I'm sure would be my favorite, if I ever tried any of these aforementioned products
.......but here's a brand new bacon product for the biggest, smokey-pork obsessed lovers........
get your hot pork lovin' on! lol

And seriously, please answer me, do you REALLY prefer bacon aroma over coconut as they claim in this article?!?!


http://www.foxnews.c...avored-condoms/
I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.

Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.

From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen.

Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."

Please, put a fork in it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i'd be extra careful putting a fork anywhere near it..... lol






a couple other new bacon discoveries i ran across.....

floss?! REALLY?????




in case your love of bacon really does kill you...... lol




i do need to know....does anyone here use any of these products or do you now intend to since you're aware of them?

[Week 10 All-American]

Brings new meaning to the famous Homer Simpson line "Now boy, butter your bacon!!"

[Mo-Problems]

"But Dad, my heart..."

And I love bacon as much as the next guy. But bacon-flavored stuff just isn't as good. I don't want bacon salt. If I want my eggs to taste like bacon, I'll fry bacon and fry the eggs in the drippings, not sprinkle Bacon Salt on them. It's just not the same. If I want my floss to taste like bacon, I'll floss with bacon. And bacon condoms? Come on. It's difficult enough to convince my lovely wife to head to bed early. If she saw that? No, no, and no.

Edited by Mo-Problems, 08 April 2013 - 07:14 AM.

[fortfan]

Condominiums? Never used them.

[Week 10 All-American]

Mo-Problems, on 08 April 2013 - 07:11 AM, said:

"But Dad, my heart..."

And I love bacon as much as the next guy. But bacon-flavored stuff just isn't as good. I don't want bacon salt. If I want my eggs to taste like bacon, I'll fry bacon and fry the eggs in the drippings, not sprinkle Bacon Salt on them. It's just not the same. If I want my floss to taste like bacon, I'll floss with bacon. And bacon condoms? Come on. It's difficult enough to convince my lovely wife to head to bed early. If she saw that? No, no, and no.

Nothing like a good bacon floss in the morning.