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[LimaJock]

After much reflection, I have decided to step up and lead this board out of the dispair of conflict and individualism and into a era of caring and love. I am picking twelve followers who deep in their souls have shown me their true calling. Of course, FLOUNDER has shown "prophet" like qualities so he will sit at my table to my right.

MAY WE ALL BE ENLIGHTENED!!!

The "PROPHET HAS SPOKEN"

LJ

[slice slice baby]

You wander off from the old folks home again? You need to get back so you can take your delusional meds.

(On my ipad so I can't leave the smilies I want to post. )

[slice slice baby]

RM has been notified of this attempted coup d'état in his absence, busy with the boys' state final tourney.

[LimaJock]

slice slice baby, on 23 March 2013 - 03:01 PM, said:

RM has been notified of this attempted coup d'état in his absence, busy with the boys' state final tourney.

May the Holy Wars begin.
Hopefully, he will decide to unite as one. We would lead all message boards united. I'm sure Flounder will side with the "PROPHET" if it comes to that. By immediately running to RC, you have shown your allegiance. BEWARE of retribution. You have lost your chance to sit at the table with the Prophet. Typical woman behavioir. Run to daddy as soon as the heat in the kitchen goes up a few degrees.
LJ

[slice slice baby]

I will forever reign queen~~ which trumps pope, btw, in this 'kingdom'...........I have no fear.

[lepiota]

I will of course, volunteer to be the Judas of your dirty dozen, as I am in need of 30 pieces of silver.

[fortfan]

For some reason the term "Butt-hurt" comes to mind.....

[LimaJock]

lepiota, on 23 March 2013 - 06:12 PM, said:

I will of course, volunteer to be the Judas of your dirty dozen, as I am in need of 30 pieces of silver.

Lep,

I would be remiss if I didn't accept your offer. I think you have found your destiny. Atleast I know who to keep real, real close to me. Two down, ten to go. Someone give me a "PERMANENT" solution for that Queen Sliceth and I will find a place for you. Fortfan, you stand in front of me at all times. No spot for you!!!!! so says the spot nazi.

LJ

Edited by LimaJock, 24 March 2013 - 11:28 AM.

[Week 10 All-American]

Too many Fuzzy Peach Navel wine coolers again?

[Osu4me]

By today's standards, the Prophet just might be a higher calling than the Pope. Did LJ just place Flounder high than him?

[LimaJock]

OSU$ME,

Not higherthan me. Second in command. Now being a female, you could be the one of the ungodly ladies that I save???? Closest you can come to the table.

LJ

[Osu4me]

LJ-since you just love to use the $ sign in my name......how about I just buy the table, overthrow ya then Queen Sliceth and I rule? We can keep you on as the Court Jester.

[95 Z Out]

LJ

It is customary for the pope to select a new name. To what moniker will you now answer in your new position?

Z Out

[Hound Dog]

If you're looking for 12 disciples....count me in as Thomas. Becaue I doubt you will be able to lead all us rocketcorner disciples to the promised land of peace and harmony amongst each other in the "private vs. Public" debate......

[Wilco98]

LimaJock, on 23 March 2013 - 09:34 PM, said:

Someone give me a "PERMANENT" solution for that Queen Sliceth and I will find a place for you.

You'd be wise to align yourself with her...that's the only permanent solution that doesn't involve a mob hit.

[lepiota]

Wilco98, on 26 March 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

You'd be wise to align yourself with her...that's the only permanent solution that doesn't involve a mob hit.

I hate it when my wife gets a permanent. It makes her hair smell bad

[Wilco98]

lepiota, on 26 March 2013 - 05:09 PM, said:

I hate it when my wife gets a permanent. It makes her hair smell bad

Thankfully, that's not something I have to deal with.

[roarintiger1]

95 Z Out, I've heard folks use many names for him............. ................not sure which one he'll choose.......

[LimaJock]

OSU$ME, I will fend off your putrid assault and trade you [and slice if she don't come around to my thinking] for two donkeys--more useful creatures who don't nag.

95Zout, My official title will be Pope LimaJock DCLXVI. Only those with extreme intelligence will be the first to figure this out and gain a spot at the table. Males only---of course! No seat at the table..YET... I believe your post may of been an insult between the lines. Anyway 3 posts do not make a poster worthy of the table. You must show some skill set or have very deep pockets.

Hound Dog, Such little faith. Who do you think originally came up with the newest OHSAA proposal. It will be interesting to see if the masses unite or continue their destructive ways. But, with your post comes a spot at the table, just quit being so Thomas like!!!!!!

roaringtiger, You may sit at the table due to your hickwit.

I believe that is 4 seated and 8 open spots.

LJ DCLXVI

Edited by LimaJock, 27 March 2013 - 01:32 PM.

[LimaJock]

Wilco98, on 26 March 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

You'd be wise to align yourself with her...that's the only permanent solution that doesn't involve a mob hit.

Are you offering??? Get the job done and a spot is reserved for you.
LJ DCLXVI