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Posted 13 July 2011 - 06:56 AM
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:06 AM
Ron White and Jeff Dunham.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:30 AM
i shoulda added that this is fron Orny Adams' stand up...... (you know his name alone grabbed my attention 
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and the title topic, per Orny, was in reference to our youth of today.
Another one I love is Steven Wright... freakin' hilarious-- as 'somber' as he may seem!
) and the title topic, per Orny, was in reference to our youth of today.
Another one I love is Steven Wright... freakin' hilarious-- as 'somber' as he may seem!
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:32 AM
QUOTE (Wilco98 @ Jul 13 2011, 08:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ron White and Jeff Dunham.
There ain't NOWAY I can't love Ron White!!! LOL
and my closest friends (and daughter) keep telling me i have to checkout jeff dunham.....he's the puppet guy, right?
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:47 AM
Lewis Black. He's a sarcastic, bitter, old man who goes on spastic rants. I can relate to that
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 07:52 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jul 13 2011, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lewis Black. He's a sarcastic, bitter, old man who goes on spastic rants. I can relate to that
knowing you, i'm looking him up as sson as i get off here!
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:11 AM
QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Jul 13 2011, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O-M-G!!! now that i'm thinking about the name, i think another of my friends told me about him too...... yeah, you're both pretty sick puppies! 
Will Ferrel is good too. Chris Farley, Sam Kinneson, and Belushi are some good dead ones.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:13 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jul 13 2011, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Will Ferrel is good too. Chris Farley, Sam Kinneson, and Belushi are some good dead ones.
bahahahahahahahahahaha!!! u r soooo bad!!! btw, i can't stand will ferrell...... very much...talk about dead...
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:18 AM
Absolutely LOVE Jim Gaffigan. Tops in my book over the last few years.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:28 AM
Week 10, you'd LOVE Gaffigan if you're not familiar with him already.
His twitter page makes me laugh daily. A few favorites:
At the worst 4th of July party. Only one hot chick and a bunch of screaming kids. Oh wait, I’m at home
Wanted to take my 14-day old baby tubing the other day. @jeanniegaffigan said no. I guess we’re going to coddle him.
My 5-year-old is an excruciatingly slow walker but at least he complains a lot.
Lesson learned. It’s not cool to eat a hot dog at a circumcision.
Bedtime in my house involves so much screaming and crying. I’m surprised my kids can sleep through it.
When is one of my kids going to be invited to a “Build a Beer” workshop birthday party?
Reduced Fat Triscuits are just like regular Triscuits but horrible.
If you want to know what it’s like to have a 4th kid. Just image you are drowning and someone hands you a 4th kid.
His twitter page makes me laugh daily. A few favorites:
At the worst 4th of July party. Only one hot chick and a bunch of screaming kids. Oh wait, I’m at home
Wanted to take my 14-day old baby tubing the other day. @jeanniegaffigan said no. I guess we’re going to coddle him.
My 5-year-old is an excruciatingly slow walker but at least he complains a lot.
Lesson learned. It’s not cool to eat a hot dog at a circumcision.
Bedtime in my house involves so much screaming and crying. I’m surprised my kids can sleep through it.
When is one of my kids going to be invited to a “Build a Beer” workshop birthday party?
Reduced Fat Triscuits are just like regular Triscuits but horrible.
If you want to know what it’s like to have a 4th kid. Just image you are drowning and someone hands you a 4th kid.
I'd rather shower at Penn State than root for Michigan.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:28 AM
QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Jul 13 2011, 09:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
bahahahahahahahahahaha!!! u r soooo bad!!! btw, i can't stand will ferrell...... very much...talk about dead...
The thing about Ferrel; He's willing to run around in sagging-not so tighty whities in Taladega Nights. I have to like that lack of inhibition. He's just got a body like a regular dude. No Steve Carell I don't get. He's just not that funny
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:39 AM
QUOTE (Mo-Problems @ Jul 13 2011, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Absolutely LOVE Jim Gaffigan. Tops in my book over the last few years.
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OMG!!! So hilarious!! i'm notta 'sweet fan', but, that was totally funny! &, i've watched other shows of his (that weren't centered around cake
) , (Beyond The Pale) but, food in general....... the food netwok & booze/crack jokes!!!! have to see if i can find a link! too funny!!
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:44 AM
QUOTE (Mo-Problems @ Jul 13 2011, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Absolutely LOVE Jim Gaffigan. Tops in my book over the last few years.
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QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Jul 13 2011, 09:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG!!! So hilarious!! i'm notta 'sweet fan', but, that was totally funny! &, i've watched other shows of his (that weren't centered around cake ) , (Beyond The Pale) but, food in general....... the food netwok & booze/crack jokes!!!! have to see if i can find a link! too funny!!
) , (Beyond The Pale) but, food in general....... the food netwok & booze/crack jokes!!!! have to see if i can find a link! too funny!!OOPS!!! I just realized your's was from " beyond pale"!
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
Bandido- November 24, 1957- August 12th, 2011.....RIP, my good friend... things will never be the same here without you. :(
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:49 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jul 13 2011, 09:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The thing about Ferrel; He's willing to run around in sagging-not so tighty whities in Taladega Nights. I have to like that lack of inhibition. He's just got a body like a regular dude. No Steve Carell I don't get. He's just not that funny
like you???
i''m with u!!! steve carell & the office is NOT THAT FUNNY!!!!! i hear a few things here & there, but, they've never got me rolling..... same with scrubs..... and theyr're a couple of the best rated shows...... guess we just don't get funny, lep!?
at least we get each other!!!! 
(and mo!!!)
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 08:56 AM
QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Jul 13 2011, 09:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
like you???
i''m with u!!! steve carell & the office is NOT THAT FUNNY!!!!! i hear a few things here & there, but, they've never got me rolling..... same with scrubs..... and theyr're a couple of the best rated shows...... guess we just don't get funny, lep!? at least we get each other!!!! (and mo!!!)
i''m with u!!! steve carell & the office is NOT THAT FUNNY!!!!! i hear a few things here & there, but, they've never got me rolling..... same with scrubs..... and theyr're a couple of the best rated shows...... guess we just don't get funny, lep!?
at least we get each other!!!! (and mo!!!)Mo is funny. I'm trying to think of some funny ladies (Besides you Slicer). Roseanne Barr was funny early before her stuff got old. I can't think of any others. Help a brutha out.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 09:10 AM
QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Jul 13 2011, 08:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There ain't NOWAY I can't love Ron White!!! LOL
and my closest friends (and daughter) keep telling me i have to checkout jeff dunham.....he's the puppet guy, right?
and my closest friends (and daughter) keep telling me i have to checkout jeff dunham.....he's the puppet guy, right?
Yep, Jeff Dunham is the puppet guy. His bits with Walter, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a Steek!!), and Achmed are my faves, but all of them are pretty good.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 09:10 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jul 13 2011, 09:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mo is funny. I'm trying to think of some funny ladies (Besides you Slicer). Roseanne Barr was funny early before her stuff got old. I can't think of any others. Help a brutha out.
i'm not even funny!!! if i could be really funny, that'd be the greatest thing ever!!!!! i have a lot of fave female comedians as of late.....but, they never seem to be of the popular sect 'round here ......
in no particular order~~to be PC ......
lisa lampanella
sarah siverman
wanda sykes
ellen degeneres (sp?-- on all)
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 09:43 AM
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i'm not even funny!!! if i could be really funny, that'd be the greatest thing ever!!!!! i have a lot of fave female comedians as of late.....but, they never seem to be of the popular sect 'round here ......
in no particular order~~to be PC ......
lisa lampanella
sarah siverman
wanda sykes
ellen degeneres (sp?-- on all)
in no particular order~~to be PC ......
lisa lampanella
sarah siverman
wanda sykes
ellen degeneres (sp?-- on all)
Yeah, Ellen is really funny. You mentioning Wada Sykes reminded me of Julia Marie Dreyfus. She is funny in a Sitcom-Lucille Ball- Kind of way. Sarah Silverman is just hot.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:10 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jul 13 2011, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, Ellen is really funny. You mentioning Wada Sykes reminded me of Julia Marie Dreyfus. She is funny in a Sitcom-Lucille Ball- Kind of way. Sarah Silverman is just hot.
YES!!! I love The New Old Christine!! but, i'd still pick wanda over julia loise
! and i'd in NO WAY be able to compare her to lucille ball!!!! and sarah is hott AND fricken' hilarious!!! .........................................."tucus" LOL
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 10:16 AM
QUOTE (Wilco98 @ Jul 13 2011, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yep, Jeff Dunham is the puppet guy. His bits with Walter, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a Steek!!), and Achmed are my faves, but all of them are pretty good.
hah..... man...as much as i respect all the recommendations i've been getting, i'm just not that into puppets!!!
i'm gonna try harder.... i have immediate access to lots of his stuff, so, i'll see what i come up with......,,,,,,
"Forever never seems that long ~~until you're grown"
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