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[lepiota]

Hi guys Im daniel just want to make new friends here. I want to enjoy life and learn new things.

So you want to learn some things Newbie.....hmmm.

1) Always cut your toenails straight accross. You start going down on an angle on the sides, then you're only asking for trouble.
2) Learn to wipe with your left hand too, cause.......you never know.
3) Try not to pee in the outdoors too much. People just don't like it.
4) When someone is asking you for advice, just tell them what they want to hear. They don't care what you think anyway and you won't have many friends if you are too honest.
5) You've already told us your first name. For goodness sakes don't tell us your last. You're eventually going to want to say something really stupid on here and you will need to be anonomous to do so.

Edited by lepiota, 09 April 2010 - 09:36 AM.

[FrOnT RoW JOE]

So you want to learn some things Newbie.....hmmm.

1) Always cut your toenails straight accross. You start going down on an angle on the sides, then you're only asking for trouble.
2) Learn to wipe with your left hand too, cause.......you never know.
3) Try not to pee in the outdoors too much. People just don't like it.
4) When someone is asking you for advice, just tell them what they want to hear. They don't care what you think anyway and you won't have many friends if you are too honest.
5) You've already told us your first name. For goodness sakes don't tell us your last. You're eventually going to want to say something really stupid on here and you will need to be anonomous to do so.

Most important.....dont be a fool, wrap your tool.....

[lepiota]

Most important.....dont be a fool, wrap your tool.....

Solid advice for any young man in this disease ridden age, Joe. Plus, you were able to get your rhyme on.