Slice, I'd say something here about greener grass, but LJ wouldn't like it.
How's this for a saying? "Sometimes the truth hurts."
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Posted 21 November 2009 - 02:36 PM
"Ahh women, can't live without em, and they can't pee standing up."
Edited by millhouse, 21 November 2009 - 02:36 PM.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 10:24 AM
Haha your right DC/MS...I just heard it when I was watching the movie Major League the other day and had to share...believe me I know women can pee standing up...I've been to country concert a time or two haha
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 02:01 PM
how about the tracks in St. Marys during a football game.
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QUOTE (millhouse @ Nov 21 2009, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Ahh women, can't live without em, and they can't pee standing up."
I thought it was "Ahh women, can't live with em, can't shoot em!"
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 01:28 AM
Quite frankly....
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 08:50 AM
Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to my world.
People in hell want ice water to.
I didn't vote for the SOB.
Welcome to my world.
People in hell want ice water to.
I didn't vote for the SOB.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 06:18 PM
QUOTE (Gumshoe @ Nov 23 2009, 02:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought it was "Ahh women, can't live with em, can't shoot em!"
I dunno Gumshoe all I know is the one I heard on major league...maybe yours is the original or from somewhere else.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 07:39 PM
Oh Well!
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"Women. Can't live with em, can't do most positions witheout em."
"Can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t."
"Can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t."
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"It's hotter than hell's hinges."
"Hornier than a two p**kered billy goat."
"Why I oughta.."
(Guy in a bar) "Don't worry, I'm not that type of guy."
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