Call in sick excuses for March Madness
#1
Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:32 PM
last year (or the year before~~danged memory!), i had TWO ppl that i knew who had scheduled their vasectomies purposedly during NCAA March Madness...... I think someone shared w/us that this time of year is actually when vasectomies everywhere are at their highest scheduled.
*seriously, have you ever known two ppl at the same time getting vasectomies? what's the odds on that?! lol but, i digress.......
anyway, wondering what excuse will you be using this year, or past ones you've used.... have you ever gotten busted?
Bandido- November 24, 1957- August 12th, 2011.....RIP, my good friend... things will never be the same here without you. :(
Gonemad -June 26th, 1962-May 13th, 2008
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#2
Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:00 PM
#3
Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:30 PM
lepiota, on 21 March 2013 - 01:00 PM, said:
Bandido- November 24, 1957- August 12th, 2011.....RIP, my good friend... things will never be the same here without you. :(
Gonemad -June 26th, 1962-May 13th, 2008
sliceslicebaby@facebook.com
sliceslicebaby@twitter.com
#4
Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:54 PM
#5
Posted 21 March 2013 - 05:35 PM
#6
Posted 21 March 2013 - 06:23 PM
Well- except for the part where my crotch region was cut, burned and put back together. That part was rough. But having an excuse to watch football all weekend was awesome.
#7
Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:38 PM
LJ
#8
Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:06 PM
known as having his head removed from his ass. I'm sure the recovery time would run through March Madness and beyond.
JB
#9
Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:46 AM
#10
Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:22 AM
#11
Posted 22 March 2013 - 09:57 AM
#12
Posted 22 March 2013 - 07:24 PM
lepiota, on 22 March 2013 - 09:57 AM, said:
My brother-in-law is a huge Browns fan. Takes vacation day to watch the NFL Draft. Gets smashed with his brothers watching the first night of the draft then goes golfing the next day.
I don't understand it I guess.
#13
Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:15 PM
Week 10 All-American, on 22 March 2013 - 07:24 PM, said:
I don't understand it I guess.
The Browns never win, but each spring we fans are are foolish enough to think this might be the year. All the draft picks are shiny and new and are still potential All Pros at that point.
It's like that moment in high school right before you ask the most beautiful girl in the school to Prom. She will most certainly say no, but she has not done it yet.
#14
Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:52 AM
lepiota, on 22 March 2013 - 08:15 PM, said:
It's like that moment in high school right before you ask the most beautiful girl in the school to Prom. She will most certainly say no, but she has not done it yet.
Beautiful women say 'No'? Since when?
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