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Osu4me, on 05 April 2013 - 05:55 AM, said:

Why does it take so damn long for a dog to sniff out a place to poop? Never fails when your trying to hurry and he wants to poop!!

Wilco98, on 05 April 2013 - 07:05 AM, said:

Amen to that!!! I've walked some pretty long distances with my dog while she figures out where she wants to squat and score.

Totally agree!!! Mine (actually baby slice's pitbull ii " acquired" 5 years ago--totally different than my 13 yr old "refined" chow chow! Lol ).....in the cold months, they are each rotated out on a lead out of the front door.....but, baby slice's dog needs me to WATCH her go!!! She'll stay out there forever if I'm not standing there watching her.......ugh

[Mo-Problems]

A woman at work is a little technologically challenged. A little...

She makes copies before faxing and shreds the copies immediately after. 31 pages this morning. I've tried explaining it to her before but she still does it.

And before she faxes something to someone, she makes sure we have enough paper in our fax machine. I don't explain that one to her. It's kinda funny to me and it keeps the fax machine full of paper.

[Osu4me]

Mo-Problems, on 12 April 2013 - 09:07 AM, said:

A woman at work is a little technologically challenged. A little...

She makes copies before faxing and shreds the copies immediately after. 31 pages this morning. I've tried explaining it to her before but she still does it.

And before she faxes something to someone, she makes sure we have enough paper in our fax machine. I don't explain that one to her. It's kinda funny to me and it keeps the fax machine full of paper.

i can't help but ask......is she blonde?

[Week 10 All-American]

How late in the day is too late for an afternoon cup of coffee?

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I don't remember ever having a black eye before. Tuesday in pre-game warmups I got hit above my right eye by an errant throw. Took 4 days, but now my eye is really black! As Opie Taylor would say "Aint she a beaut Pa?"

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Osu4me, on 12 April 2013 - 10:19 AM, said:

i can't help but ask......is she blonde?

No, just old.

[Mo-Problems]

So I had this oldies song in my head and wanted to pull it up on youtube. So I grab my phone and say "Vogues - You're The One". My phone must have misheard me and gave me Google results for "Boobs your the one". Apparently there's a lot of talk on the internet about one boob being bigger than the other...

[slice slice baby]

Mo-Problems, on 23 August 2013 - 07:25 AM, said:

Apparently there's a lot of talk on the internet about one boob being bigger than the other...

Ewwwwwww.......... But, u made me look!!! Lol


I was just wondering: before social networking, how did celebrities fight?

[Week 10 All-American]

slice-

They fought with real fists. Look up Johnny Carson about to be whacked by the mob for hitting on a mobsters girlfriend. Good times.

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Sure Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about. Lights please?

And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, “Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men.

That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

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COVID can go to hell