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#1 fortfan

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 05:00 AM

"A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. Iím all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. Itís also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Hereís to technology."

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 06:29 AM

My mom says I will still go blind

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 07:09 AM

Invented by Howard Wolowitz, I assume?
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Posted 02 July 2014 - 08:04 PM

The Chinese need more kids??????????????????????????????????????????? :pav: LJ
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