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[slice slice baby]

slice slice baby, on 04 May 2012 - 04:39 AM, said:

what's the odds on having TWO family members on 'the pyche ward' at the same time??!! ....only in my family.... lol

this was really quite funny...(to me...lol)

the patients are only permitted to have two visitors at a time.....
well, when we signed in, the 1st patient we originally signed into see already had their 2 alotted visitors, so we asked, "well, can we cross our names off from family member patient #1 and re-sign in for family member patient #2?".... lol ....they said yes.... so, it was kinda like a family reunion on the crazy floor for the slicer family!! too freakin' funny!! i swear to God, you can't make this stuff up!!!

still LMFAO over it!

[slice slice baby]

if you rent the movie 'Fist', with Sylvester Stallone, make sure it's the one with Sylvester Stallone.

[fortfan]

The latest:


"They look cheap, I hope they were." Quote from my sons's future mother-in-law when she saw the wedding invitations. (She has been a real B-word through this whole thing)

Ever have your wife/husband/whatever accuse you of something and then you figure...they think I did it, so I might as well do it? No? Probably not a good idea?

Saw a guy yesterday riding a motorcycle, shirtless about 70 mph.....and texting......

Edited by fortfan, 29 May 2012 - 05:09 AM.

[Mo-Problems]

2nd place in RC Pick-Em's contest. Forget to pick Semi-Finals week. Drop to 9th. Fail.

[fortfan]

Mo-Problems, on 29 November 2012 - 08:43 AM, said:

2nd place in RC Pick-Em's contest. Forget to pick Semi-Finals week. Drop to 9th. Fail.

I think you had deer antlers distracting you.

[Mo-Problems]

True. My 12-pointer helped me forget about my blunder.

[Week 10 All-American]

Your like the 'Bad Luck Brian' of the RC.

*for those of you that don't know- search 'Bad Luck Brian' on Twitter. My son follows him. Very sophomoric humor. In other words- right up your alley.

[Mo-Problems]

On it.

Speaking of sophomoric humor, check out Chris (Simpsons Artist). So ridiculously dumb that it's brilliant. This guy's about 30 and has a typical British sense of humor. Usually has me damn-near crying. Week 10 - you'll love it.
He's been in a TON of magazines. Seriously.

http://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt

Edited by Mo-Problems, 30 November 2012 - 07:52 AM.

[Mo-Problems]

Edited by Mo-Problems, 30 November 2012 - 07:54 AM.

[Mo-Problems]

Chick on facebook is way too excited about the little things her new baby does. I don't want to see a picture of it's dried-out, recently-detached bellybutton.

[fortfan]

I had a nice conversation with a Van Wert County Sherriff deputy this morning.

Since Sunday night, the St. Marys River has been flooding and causing me all kinds of headaches getting to work. S.R. 49 just north of Willshire has been closed-road wide road blocks set up making it impossible to get through. The one to the north was moved, so I went through it. I knew I could get a ticket…..but since it was moved, I assumed the other end was moved too. When I get close to the other block, I see a car. Then I see that it is a Sherriffs car. The road was still blocked so I couldn't get through. The Deputy talks to me….says "The road is still closed" I asked "Why?" He said "The water is still high"

I laughed…bullcrap…we both just drove through the "high water" area…no high water….

He says "Sorry-can't let you through-I wont ticket you this time"…but I had to turn around and go around……adding about 10 minutes of drive time.

[slice slice baby]

I like how ninja turtles wear masks; good way to hide your identity. It's not like you're a huge frickin' talking turtle or anything.

[slice slice baby]

Mo-Problems, on 07 January 2013 - 02:56 PM, said:

Chick on facebook is way too excited about the little things her new baby does. I don't want to see a picture of it's dried-out, recently-detached bellybutton.

that's too funny....i still have baby slice's!!!!!!

[slice slice baby]

Week 10 All-American, on 29 November 2012 - 05:45 PM, said:

Your like the 'Bad Luck Brian' of the RC.

*for those of you that don't know- search 'Bad Luck Brian' on Twitter. My son follows him. Very sophomoric humor. In other words- right up your alley.

Mo-Problems, on 30 November 2012 - 07:51 AM, said:

On it.

Speaking of sophomoric humor,

http://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt

my favorite type!!

[fortfan]

I have an earache.

Where does the phrase "earache my eye!!" come from?

[effingA]

Cheech and Chong had a bit on an album where the father says " Earache, my eye" in response to the son's excuse why he couldn't go to school because of an earache... Pretty funny. I was in JH listening to them and Cosby...

[slice slice baby]

Yes!!! "Earache my eye! How 'bout a butt-ache?"!! Lmao!........I swear to God, just watched "Up in smoke" less than a week ago (for the millionth time! )

Have no idea where that originated from, but, ' member it, and most notably from the cassette(I owned all things cheech and chong) and then the song from up in smoke.

[fortfan]

Correct. It was on the album "Big Bambu" I believe.

[Osu4me]

Why does it take so damn long for a dog to sniff out a place to poop? Never fails when your trying to hurry and he wants to poop!!

[Wilco98]

Osu4me, on 05 April 2013 - 05:55 AM, said:

Why does it take so damn long for a dog to sniff out a place to poop? Never fails when your trying to hurry and he wants to poop!!

Amen to that!!! I've walked some pretty long distances with my dog while she figures out where she wants to squat and score.