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#1 lepiota

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Posted 22 March 2010 - 07:41 AM

Here is what he should have said:

" Look, I'm a famous dude, but an average looking guy. Women who would be way out of my league if I weren't famous have been offering me free easy sex, with what I thought were no strings attatched, for years. I obviously should have never gotten married or had kids, but that ship has sailed so I have to try to make the best of it. I didn't need the Sex Clinic because there is nothing wrong with my brain, I am just a cheating bastard. I didn't do anything that many or most adult males would have done given my celebrity. I'm sure there are many celebrity men, watching me right now while sitting with their wives, who are gripping the couch with white knuckles. As for all my fans, let me just say this:"

He then turns and looks directly into the camera. " Beautiful women...Every day.....Out of Your league....No strings attatched."

Part of getting married is understanding you can't do that crap anymore. Cheating is a temptaion by all men that must be overcome for the love of your wife and family. To call it an additction is laughable. If he has an disease than I'm going to say it's an epidemic. He needs to do his job during the day, and go home to his wife and kids at night like the rest of us.

Edited by lepiota, 22 March 2010 - 08:59 AM.



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Posted 22 March 2010 - 12:30 PM

They certainly weren't sleeping with him 'cause of his looks!!! toilet.gif


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Posted 22 March 2010 - 01:45 PM

QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Mar 22 2010, 12:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They certainly weren't sleeping with him 'cause of his looks!!! toilet.gif


It's the Mick Jagger Effect. The deeper the pockets, the more attractive the man becomes. Men are not usually subject to this effect, as we are simple creatures, attracted mostly to pretty, curvy things. (Females and Corvettes).

Edited by lepiota, 22 March 2010 - 07:56 PM.


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Posted 22 March 2010 - 06:05 PM

QUOTE (lepiota @ Mar 22 2010, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's the Mick Jagger Effect. The deeper the wallet, the more attractive the man becomes. Men are not usually subject to this effect, as we are simple creatures, attracted mostly to pretty, curvy things. (Females and Corvettes).

My favorite classic!!! '64! punk.gif


Oh wait! You'll be a 'classic' before long, won't ya, lep? wink.gif



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Posted 22 March 2010 - 08:06 PM

QUOTE (slice slice baby @ Mar 22 2010, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My favorite classic!!! '64! punk.gif


Oh wait! You'll be a 'classic' before long, won't ya, lep? wink.gif



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All 'Vettes are beautiful , (except for the hideous mid-eighties models), and the '74, which is supple perfection. I'm surely old enough to be a classic, but I'm more of a Rambler than a 'Vette. When I was younger though, some girls thought I was at least a Corvair. biggrin.gif








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