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[Week 10 All-American]

I'm thinking about claiming a single young co-worker on my taxes. He eats here about once a week, I let him borrow some clothes a couple times, he goes to HS FB playoff games with me and he comes over to watch the Buckeyes.

His only redeeming quality is that before he comes over he stops at the carry out and brings a six pack of Bud Light Lime. A twelve pack if he plans on staying long.

[geese86]

i m glad i found this topic my kind of thinkers:
if you are traveling at the speed of light and turn on a flashlight can you see the beam of light??

why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

who decided that red was red and not blue ??

those are just some fun oldies but goodies

[geese86]

now for the deep thinkers:
what if when we "die" here on earth we actually wake up as another entity and realize that we were just dreaming our whole "life"....kinda explains dejavu huh you just keep having the same dream over and over or it changes every night that goes into the Native American belief of reincarnation "reborn" as another.... what if when you "die" you actually wake up and you are yourself as a baby being born again destined to live the same life only since we make so many choices in our life you can actually change your destiny again explains dejavu....just think about it lastly what if religion was created long ago only as a way to control people and make them conform to others ways and when you die you actually just cease to exist no memory,no soul, no nothing.....kinda depressing huh

have a nice day

Edited by geese86, 19 November 2008 - 08:28 PM.

[geese86]

another just came to me....if the world is really a sphere and rotates on an axis as it orbits then at some point up is down and down is up yet we can't tell the difference....why not.....logic says because you aren't upside down because you have no refernce to be upside down to....well ok then there is no such thing as up or down.... and i wonder why I get headaches so often lol

Edited by geese86, 19 November 2008 - 08:37 PM.

[geese86]

if pigs are as smart as people say they are then why do they wallow in their own crap.....are we not as smart as we think we are??? and if so much of our science is based on hypothesis why do we accept it as true just because we can't disprove it?? are we not as smart as we think we are??

[geese86]

now I pose a question to all.....if you could know the exact date and time you were to die would you want to know ??

me personally it's an easy answer no way...I would spend so much time thinking and counting down my time left I would forget about living....

[fortfan]

I was watching "The Biggest Loser" last night with my wife. No lie, I ate a bag of microwave popcorn with extra butter (it was "Movie Theater Butter" flavored already, but needed more), 2 slices of sandwich salami, and three haeping tablespoons of choco-chip cookie dough. I don't feel guilty.

I love that show...and always seem to end up eating something while watching it....

[Mo-Problems]

Why do old women insist on wearing so much perfume that you can smell them from 20' away?

[ohioguy102474]

now I pose a question to all.....if you could know the exact date and time you were to die would you want to know ??

me personally it's an easy answer no way...I would spend so much time thinking and counting down my time left I would forget about living....

Ditto that one. Ya might want to know to prepare things. But I'd be too busy flipping out about knowing.

[fortfan]

Ditto that one. Ya might want to know to prepare things. But I'd be too busy flipping out about knowing.

I think I would be too busy trying to convince someone of fullfilling my last wish!

[fortfan]

Some random truth's I have found:

* Coca-cola was originally green.
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* Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
.
* Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever;
.
* Dumbest dog: Afghan
.
* Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
.
* Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
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* Chances that an American lives within 50 miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2
.
* Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one
olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000
.
* City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
.
* State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
.
* Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4
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Murphy's Law of the Day
"The sum of the intelligence of the planet is constant; the population is growing.
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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits
next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says,
I've got news for you. "You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up
out of his seat and shouts, "Dammmmmn, I'm on the wrong bus!"

[Bob Costas]

You know how when you pick up a pizza and your car smells like pizza for three days? What do you think a pizza delivery guys car smells like? He can't hardly pick up his date after his shift is over, can he?

I delivered pizzas off and on for 15 years, and not one problem with the significant other.

[Mo-Problems]

I delivered pizzas off and on for 15 years, and not one problem with the significant other.

Does the smell ever go away? I know it takes a couple of days when just picking up one pie, what does delivering 100 do?

[fortfan]

I delivered pizzas off and on for 15 years, and not one problem with the significant other.

Maybe Dominoes should market a cologne like Burker King does!

[slice slice baby]

There's definately a reason they call the Koz, 'the voice of the Tbirds'.......

Edited by slice slice baby, 10 February 2009 - 08:19 PM.

[Mo-Problems]

Who was the first homer sexual guy to start talking with a lisp and why did the others think it was a good idea to follow suit?

Edited by Mo-Problems, 10 March 2009 - 12:47 PM.

[slice slice baby]

Who was the first homer sexual guy to start talking with a lisp and why did the others think it was a good idea to follow suit?

That's so funny, mo!!! I was just watching Judge Mathis yesterday & he had a couple of ppl on there that I was wondering, "Where did they ever come up w/that 'dialect' ?!?!!!"

[Osu4me]

If Sunday is "a day of rest",,,,who is suppose to do the cooking and cleaning?

[diamondrat]

My wife found out I like to eat little debbies and she got mad

[Osu4me]

Who was the first homer sexual guy to start talking with a lisp and why did the others think it was a good idea to follow suit?

homer?? Sorry just never heard it call that before.