Y'all prolly know many of mine by now between everyone I talk to here regularly or longtime reading around the board, but here they go...
Busier than Paris Hilton's knickers. (Pretty self explanatory, but, in need of an update... Perhaps substitute a Kardasian? Lol )
Goofy as a peach orchard boar. (Goofy person, like a drunk pig from eating peaches that have fallen to the ground )
Couple sandwiches short of a picnic--Pick-I-nic, if u like yogi and boo-boo! Lol (not bright)
When ever I'm told, " sometimes in life you must do things that are uncomfortable"..... My response, " No! That's what u have to do to get a ride home from a kegger in the woods!" <<< a few times of me saying that in response to my grandma, she quit saying it to me!
Captain gum flap and his war on silence.
more confuzzled than a hungry baby in a topless bar
This happens to me all of the time with certain ppl..like my mom-in-law... It's like my mouth is falling down the stairs
You got more balls than a Chinese ping pong tournament..... Does denoting "Chinese" in it make me racist? Lol
Panting harder than a virgin on prom night
Don't go pickin ur peaches before they're all fuzzed-up good
Goes to show what looks like rasslin to one is dancin to another
Grinning like a mule eatin briers
Buttered up front ways, back ways sideways and and edgewise ( schmoozing someone, but good! )
Busier than a cows tail in fly season
Let's put it this way....feed the girl a cucumber it'd come out pickles (someone that's drank too much)
Looks like her hair got in a fight with her face and they both lost
More nervous than a hooker in church on a Sunday morning
Yeah and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hoppin either
Without my say-so they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire
does the Pope wear a funny hat?
I'm sorry,all I heard was blah blah blah ima dirty tramp