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[cindy]

For Tiger Woods it appears a controlled environment will win out over a chance for a competitive one.Tiger is “likely” to stage his return to golf at the Masters according to The Associated Press. If so, the April 8-11 tournament will end what will be a self-imposed (and mostly unnecessary) four-month hiatus from the PGA Tour after revelations he had more than a dozen girlfriends, news that was disconcerting to his wife, Elin.



The Masters greatly limits both the number and type of media allowed to attend. There’ll be no TMZ at the “turniment” (at least officially). The players’ dressing room is off limits to reporters. The club, which Woods is a member due to his four championships, can protect him in ways no one else can.

When Woods rushed to give his apology speech, his handlers explained he had to return to rehab and it couldn’t wait. It turned out his second stint was just a week, so that wasn’t really true.

Woods has even retained former Bush White House spokesman Ari Fleischer to help his already sizeable marketing team with the spin, according to the New York Post. Fleischer’s sports public relations company has also handled the unpopular Bud Selig, the hated Bowl Championship Series and the disgraced slugger Mark McGwire, whose recent “steroids admission” was short on actual truth.

This is the state of Tiger Woods’ desperation, hiring a PR firm that’s hasn’t been successful at helping even the most down and out entities in sports.

The old Tiger would’ve done just that. This is the new Tiger Woods though, in every way imaginable.

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[lepiota]

Cindy,

Talk to us. We need a little interaction. Put down the dang golf clubs, stop throwing darts at the Tiger Woods picture on the wall and say something. We are all a little wierd around here too and we need to get to know the real Cindy.

Were you the one with the lisp on the Brady Bunch?

[slice slice baby]

I'm actually believing cindy to not actually be 'real' at all.....I was just this morning thinking of sending sis a note to check her out, as I think 'she' is most likely a computer generated spam bot.......

In fact....Think I'm just going to disable her......Had a pure advertisement for golf clubs listed in basketball (or baseball) the other day...

cindy:
if you are live & breathing, send me a PM or leave a comment on my profile & I'll enable you once again.