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#1 slice slice baby

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 11:27 PM

Seems the dust has settled and the Tigers will be taking on, "resigned" coach, Ted Patton's wife as volunteer assistant coach for the rest of this year,--with daughter in tow.......

With the ppd game of the Tigers this last week, they should be able to pick up without missing a beat, and young Ms. Patton not missing a game with her short departure and return.

One has to wonder if this will lead to any further coaching opportunities in the future for Mrs. Patton....??

I'm sure everyone is pleased as punch now. :D

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 11:59 PM

I have a hard time seeing this working out well. I wonder if the team will lose any more players?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:10 AM

Three keys to success in on this change: 1]Ban the old coach from the gym :sarcasm: . 2]Provide cookies and punch after each game .
3] New assistant uses maiden name. LJ
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:29 AM

Janet is very level headed and was a fine athlete in her day. She will do just fine.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:30 AM

I want to make clear that I was in no way questioning Mrs./Coach Patton's abilities as a coach.
My post was made in anticipation of what the interactions amongst all involved will be like when in practice, and particularly game situations (assuming Ted will not be missing his daughter's games) considering recent events and all the discord....... Awkward.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:56 AM

Yes. Those stands will be like a Passive-aggressive workshop.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:58 AM

For this particular team at this time, this seems like a good compromise. You've got familiarity with the program without blowing things up. Are the kids who quit still not on the team, or did they come back. Could be a salvageable situation, and at the end of the day, that's what's important.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:05 AM

You gotta love our little in house detective.......that of course being 'slicer'....and 'lep'...I also like what you have contributed.....this site has so much more to offer than any media outlet.......way to go guys...you are the best...

Also....good luck to the blue and gold of Waynesfield!!!!!!!!

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:24 AM

Do they already have an assistant? Who is coaching the team now? Does Ms. Patton have all of the credentials - pupil activity permit, CPR, etc.? Maybe the former coach will focus his energy on the officials now like the rest of the fun people. Awkward situation there - feel bad for everybody involved.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:21 PM

Just an absolutely stupid move! No the other two are not coming back, would you after all that has gone on to find the former coaches wife on the bench!

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 03:25 PM

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 03:33 PM

View Postflounder, on 24 January 2014 - 10:05 AM, said:

You gotta love our little in house detective.......that of course being 'slicer'....and 'lep'...I also like what you have contributed.....this site has so much more to offer than any media outlet.......way to go guys...you are the best...

Also....good luck to the blue and gold of Waynesfield!!!!!!!!

Thanks

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 04:16 PM

View PostRealDeal, on 24 January 2014 - 11:24 AM, said:

Do they already have an assistant? Who is coaching the team now? Does Ms. Patton have all of the credentials - pupil activity permit, CPR, etc.? Maybe the former coach will focus his energy on the officials now like the rest of the fun people. Awkward situation there - feel bad for everybody involved.

RD

The asst was Doug Foley. He was promoted to head coach at Monday mornings special school board meeting. Morgan Rogers who used to be the JV coach, was promoted to Asst.

Mrs Patton was a Jr. High Coach last year and is a teacher at WG. I don't know this to be fact, but I'm guessing she has everything she needs.

My understanding is that the officials didn't like Mr. Patton as a coach, not sure how he will be as a mere "spectator."

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 04:30 PM

tigerfan said, "My understanding is that the officials didn't like Mr. Patton as a coach, not sure how he will be as a mere "spectator."

My guess is that he may exit a game or two with an escort and I'm not talking a "Hot Babe"

Flounder, Everyone did good, but I knew earlier but was swore to secrecy or the source was going to tell everyone this manly man drinks wine coolers. Darn it! LJ

Edited by LimaJock, 24 January 2014 - 04:30 PM.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 04:35 PM

View Posttigerfan, on 24 January 2014 - 04:16 PM, said:

RD

The asst was Doug Foley. He was promoted to head coach at Monday mornings special school board meeting. Morgan Rogers who used to be the JV coach, was promoted to Asst.

Mrs Patton was a Jr. High Coach last year and is a teacher at WG. I don't know this to be fact, but I'm guessing she has everything she needs.

My understanding is that the officials didn't like Mr. Patton as a coach, not sure how he will be as a mere "spectator."
If the JV coach is promoted to Varsity assistant, why do you need a volunteer varsity assistant? Is this to get the daughter back on the team and save their season? If they wanted a volunteer assistant, you would think there would be someone else other than the wife of the coach they just asked to resign. :shrug2: Makes no sense to me.

You would have to believe that the former coach will be in the ear of the volunteer assistant. I see no possible way that this ends well. It seems they made a bad situation worse.

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 07:45 PM

View Postlepiota, on 24 January 2014 - 07:29 AM, said:

Janet is very level headed and was a fine athlete in her day. She will do just fine.
Wasn't Ted and Janet the lead characters in "The Rocky Horror Picture" Show?
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 09:11 PM

View PostLimaJock, on 24 January 2014 - 04:30 PM, said:

tigerfan said, "My understanding is that the officials didn't like Mr. Patton as a coach, not sure how he will be as a mere "spectator."

My guess is that he may exit a game or two with an escort and I'm not talking a "Hot Babe"

Flounder, Everyone did good, but I knew earlier but was swore to secrecy or the source was going to tell everyone this manly man drinks wine coolers. Darn it! LJ

Jockster......

You are way to modest.....and I don't give a crap if you drink wine coolers.....it works for me!!!!!

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:01 PM

Wine cooler + flounder = pickled fish?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:01 PM

The reason people like this site is the fact that it is a place to gossip without having to own your comments. It is easy to make comments without having any 1st hand information about the situation. It wouldn't be nearly as fun to read if it were all true, right?

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:07 PM

Awesome!!

Great color commentating by LimaJock. Even if he does drink wine coolers instead of Budweiser!!!!!







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