"A handful of people in Defiance County called the sheriff's office Sunday and Monday, wondering if deputies could make a beer run for them, according to Sheriff Dave Westrick."
This has made me laugh for days.

Got this in my inbox, but, whatever paper it's from, I don't have a paid subscription to.....lf you do have access to it, please post, 'cause I'd love to read the rest of the article. HILARIOUS!
This also reminded me of our winter storm TV ticker alerts here in Lima area (WLIO).....Saw Paddy Mac's was closed, along with all the schools, businesses, childcare, doctor's offices, etc.....
You can't make this stuff up!
Lmao