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[slice slice baby]

what's yours?

last year (or the year before~~danged memory!), i had TWO ppl that i knew who had scheduled their vasectomies purposedly during NCAA March Madness...... I think someone shared w/us that this time of year is actually when vasectomies everywhere are at their highest scheduled.
*seriously, have you ever known two ppl at the same time getting vasectomies? what's the odds on that?! lol but, i digress.......


anyway, wondering what excuse will you be using this year, or past ones you've used.... have you ever gotten busted?

[lepiota]

Maybe if I got a vasectomy, the Mensa Sperm Bank would quit trying to recruit me, sheesh.

[slice slice baby]

lepiota, on 21 March 2013 - 01:00 PM, said:

Maybe if I got a vasectomy, the Mensa Sperm Bank would quit trying to recruit me, sheesh.

were/are you really a member of MENSA? that truly wouldn't surprise me if you were! (or do i give you too much credit?! )

[lepiota]

If I were a member of Mensa, I could think of a more witty reply of why I'm not a member of Mensa. (Huh?)

[tigerball13]

Best one I have seen is having Dan Patrick call your boss.

http://www.danpatric...ream-come-true/

[Week 10 All-American]

I've heard of places that offer some sort of coupon for pizza and pop to go with the vasectomy surgery at this time of year. I got mine done about a week before Christmas a few years ago- watched all sorts of I-AA, II and III college football playoff games and the random terrible bowls during that weekend. It was awesome.

Well- except for the part where my crotch region was cut, burned and put back together. That part was rough. But having an excuse to watch football all weekend was awesome.

[LimaJock]

Hey boss how you doing? I'm struggling myself. I have been diagnosed with bracketattentivitis. Doctor says I will need extensive lounge chair therapy until at-least April 8th. I'm even more upset that my wife will also have to miss these days from work to take care of me while I'm chair ridden. Doctor says she will have to provide wings, I mean food and beer... I mean ensure to build up my strength. The most shocking part of the diagnosis is that the Doctor thinks this will happen again and never be cured. He has prescribed a new drug called Ncaa64Bowls which provides some relief from the symptoms, especially in the spring and winter. Last, this disease is highly contagious, so please don't visit. Wouldn't want you to succumb to such a.....sorry, got to go, some symptoms are just starting on channel 33. Thanks and good bye.

LJ

[Johnstown Benny]

There is one poster I can think of in particular, that should consider getting the medical procedure known as a cranial-rectal inversion, otherwise
known as having his head removed from his ass. I'm sure the recovery time would run through March Madness and beyond.


JB

[lepiota]

Are you saying "There is one poster.." or "There is one poster..." ?

[ADog]

Took vacation day yesterday and today. Was gonna do some yardwork today, but alas..Mother nature not cooperating so I guessit is NCAA time......oh well...

[lepiota]

I wouldn't take a day off for NCAA. Now the NFL Draft? Oh yeah baby. That is Cleveland Browns Super Bowl.

[Week 10 All-American]

lepiota, on 22 March 2013 - 09:57 AM, said:

I wouldn't take a day off for NCAA. Now the NFL Draft? Oh yeah baby. That is Cleveland Browns Super Bowl.

My brother-in-law is a huge Browns fan. Takes vacation day to watch the NFL Draft. Gets smashed with his brothers watching the first night of the draft then goes golfing the next day.

I don't understand it I guess.

[lepiota]

Week 10 All-American, on 22 March 2013 - 07:24 PM, said:

My brother-in-law is a huge Browns fan. Takes vacation day to watch the NFL Draft. Gets smashed with his brothers watching the first night of the draft then goes golfing the next day.

I don't understand it I guess.

The Browns never win, but each spring we fans are are foolish enough to think this might be the year. All the draft picks are shiny and new and are still potential All Pros at that point.

It's like that moment in high school right before you ask the most beautiful girl in the school to Prom. She will most certainly say no, but she has not done it yet.

[Week 10 All-American]

lepiota, on 22 March 2013 - 08:15 PM, said:

The Browns never win, but each spring we fans are are foolish enough to think this might be the year. All the draft picks are shiny and new and are still potential All Pros at that point.

It's like that moment in high school right before you ask the most beautiful girl in the school to Prom. She will most certainly say no, but she has not done it yet.

Beautiful women say 'No'? Since when?

[LimaJock]

Week 10 All-American, on 23 March 2013 - 04:52 AM, said:

Beautiful women say 'No'? Since when?

In your life about the time you entered junior high is my best guess.

THE PROPHET SEES THE TRUTH AND REPORTS,

LJ

[Week 10 All-American]

LimaJock, on 23 March 2013 - 12:51 PM, said:

In your life about the time you entered junior high is my best guess.

THE PROPHET SEES THE TRUTH AND REPORTS,

LJ

Puh-leeze.

You made some quality posts over the weekend. Feeling okay?