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[LimaJock]

Well boys and girls this is post 1000.
Some love to hate me and some hate to love me, but I have enjoyed it all.
I have been offended by some and have tried to offend all, but I have enjoyed it all.
Some have noticed my wit and others not so much, but I have enjoyed it all.
I have smacked many and been smacked by ??? [NO ONE], but I have enjoyed it all.
Those who actually know me know I'm humble and I stretch the truth, but I have enjoyed it all.

Now feel free to give me your best shot and I WILL ENJOY THEM ALL!!

Beware, I will not forget and surely respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN FOR THE 1,OOO TIME.

LJ

[DC/MS]

1000 is a bunch, I'm proud of you especially since "arthur" has visited you.

Edited by DC/MS, 20 October 2011 - 09:29 AM.

[Rocketman]

congrats 'Strap

your wit is sharp like a dagger
and you parade around the RC with a certain swagger

you don't have much time for losers
even those of us who are classified as boozers

you like to keep this site up on our toes
but more often than not you end up on your nose

we're glad to have you even though
next to the Kenton boys, you're all blow

so enjoy your stay for however long
you feel in your heart, you're never wrong

I hope you like this little poem
you kinda remind me of a certain Jim Rome

1000 is nice that's for sure
the RM has spoken and that's the cure!

[slice slice baby]

Geee!!! 'strap hits a thousand posts & gets a pome (as supperman would say ) ....
i have almost 30,000 posts...... so by those comparable standards, i guess RM will be writing a novel or a cable-tv mini-series in my honor in the very near future!!!

congrats, jocky boy!! you're def one of my faves here, although we don't hear from you nearly enough... i s'pose that's part of your strategy~~ not saturating us, so we're always left wanting more....

i'll never forget the night you showed up here & had me more confuzzled than a hungry baby in a topless bar trying to figger out who the heck you were & how you knew me!! you had me worried!!

oh!! and 'member "lima green" & "fear this gong jj" in your early debut??!!??!! you guys kept me busier than paris hiltons' knickers for a while!!!! hilarious stuff!!! what a great time we all had back then!

anywho....'nuff reminiscing..... Congrats & looking forward to your next 1000!

<----------- thought i'd throw in the b-day candles for your last b-day i missed a while back since they equalled the same amount as your post total!

[flounder]

Way to go Jock....I look forward to your next 1000 posts....you are kind of like Merril Lynch.....when you speak, everybody listens....keep up the good work Jock!!!!!

[TiGgEr3]

Congrats but I'm just glad Slice has been found!

[Week 10 All-American]

Jock is nothing like Merrill Lynch- when Jock speaks no one listens.

[LimaJock]

Week 10 All-American, on 23 October 2011 - 07:31 AM, said:

Jock is nothing like Merrill Lynch- when Jock speaks no one listens.

Only those who don't understand higher level thinking refuse to listen. Weekly 9 1/2, you my friend are probably number one in the non listener category.

PS If you need my post explained to you ask your smart peer at work. She understand the "PROPHET" and his lingo.

LJ

PS I saw the time of your post. You are lucky it was a weekend or I will dock your pay.

Edited by LimaJock, 24 October 2011 - 04:46 PM.

[LimaJock]

Rocketman, on 20 October 2011 - 08:18 PM, said:

congrats 'Strap

your wit is sharp like a dagger
and you parade around the RC with a certain swagger

you don't have much time for losers
even those of us who are classified as boozers

you like to keep this site up on our toes
but more often than not you end up on your nose

we're glad to have you even though
next to the Kenton boys, you're all blow

so enjoy your stay for however long
you feel in your heart, you're never wrong

I hope you like this little poem
you kinda remind me of a certain Jim Rome

1000 is nice that's for sure
the RM has spoken and that's the cure!

Bottle rocket,

Until I get the t shirt you owe me, I refuse to thank you for the cute little poem even though I was really happy that slicer was jealous.

THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

LJ

[LimaJock]

DC/MS, on 19 October 2011 - 09:24 PM, said:

1000 is a bunch, I'm proud of you especially since "arthur" has visited you.

I can only hope to reach your level of posts and wit. One of the few I salute on this site.

LJ

[LimaJock]

flounder, on 21 October 2011 - 05:15 PM, said:

Way to go Jock....I look forward to your next 1000 posts....you are kind of like Merril Lynch.....when you speak, everybody listens....keep up the good work Jock!!!!!

Thanks fish daddy! I feel honored to have scale boy congrat me.

LJ

[LimaJock]

TiGgEr3, on 21 October 2011 - 05:34 PM, said:

Congrats but I'm just glad Slice has been found!

Kitty Stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ

[LimaJock]

Whats interesting is none of my past losing combatants has ventured the courage to post. Still character deficient I guess. .

THE TRUE ONE AND ONLY ROCKET CORNER PROPHET HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ

[Rocketman]

LimaJock, on 24 October 2011 - 04:11 PM, said:

Bottle rocket,

Until I get the t shirt you owe me, I refuse to thank you for the cute little poem even though I was really happy that slicer was jealous.

THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

LJ

if we owe you one of those chick magnet (not that it could possibly help you though) RC logo Tshirts............all I would need is a message from you
on how to get it to you...........I could drop it off somewhere (a dropbox near Meat City perhaps?) or have it delivered via USPS.......you choose......thanks RM

[LimaJock]

One of my old time favorites. VICKY where are you sweety! I miss you .

LJ

[Mo-Problems]

1,000 posts? Nothing better to do every day?



(A few from MOL will understand my joke)

[DC/MS]

Thanks, Strap coming from you I am honored. Slice, I will come over to your crib and "pat you on the back". Remember - You are awesome.

Edited by DC/MS, 30 October 2011 - 06:42 AM.

[TiGgEr3]

LimaJock, on 24 October 2011 - 04:14 PM, said:

Kitty Stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ

what?

[Week 10 All-American]

LimaJock, on 24 October 2011 - 04:09 PM, said:

Only those who don't understand higher level thinking refuse to listen. Weekly 9 1/2, you my friend are probably number one in the non listener category.

PS If you need my post explained to you ask your smart peer at work. She understand the "PROPHET" and his lingo.

LJ

PS I saw the time of your post. You are lucky it was a weekend or I will dock your pay.

An English major I ain't (ask the sexy woman I work with)- but I think if you do 2 PS's the second one is PPS or PSS. Something goofy like that.

And- while a thousand posts is impressive and something to be proud of, you have to admit that you're extremely jealous of the terrific athletic ability and strength I showed while climbing "The Rope" a few weeks ago!! Thought I'd forgot about that didn't you?

One more thing- I can post whenever I want. I can always defend posting as part of 'work'. Trust me, I have thought it out!!

[stifler]

Jock,

You are my idol. When I grow up, I want to be just like you. I do have to go in my post total to catch up with you, but that gives me something to shoot for. And I do shoot alot.