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[slice slice baby]

We did this once or twice bfore & thought we could try it again.....

Just add a few sentences on to continue the story from the person before you!





Once upon a time, in a Beverly Hills trailor park, lived.......

[lepiota]

We did this once or twice bfore & thought we could try it again.....

Just add a few sentences on to continue the story from the person before you!





Once upon a time, in a Beverly Hills trailor park, lived.......

...the star crossed, mulleted offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristy McNichol

[slice slice baby]

...the star crossed, mulleted offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristy McNichol

(ewww! gag!)

[lepiota]

...the star crossed, mulleted offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus and Kristy McNichol

His name was Jed, and he made ends meet by renting his mowing shed out to a homeless Gary Coleman, who spent his days wandering Rodeo Drive- Punching random, female passersby and crying out for Willis.

[Rocketman]

His name was Jed, and he made ends meet by renting his mowing shed out to a homeless Gary Coleman, who spent his days wandering Rodeo Drive- Punching random, female passersby and crying out for Willis.

One day, Tiger Woods came along and asked Gary if he could do a favor for him..........you see

[lepiota]

One day, Tiger Woods came along and asked Gary if he could do a favor for him..........you see

Tiger was starting a line of golf clubs for midgets, and he wanted Gary to be the model and spokesman for the line.... a kind of mini Tiger....

[myturn]

Tiger was starting a line of golf clubs for midgets, and he wanted Gary to be the model and spokesman for the line.... a kind of mini Tiger....

But Gary had never played golf before. So Tiger let Gary play with his balls and also showed him the correct way to hold the shaft. With that Gary was on board with the idea. Their first project together...

[Rocketman]

But Gary had never played golf before. So Tiger let Gary play with his balls and also showed him the correct way to hold the shaft. With that Gary was on board with the idea. Their first project together...

Their first project together............and then Tiger had a great idea!........" ol' Ben is our kinda guy, how 'bout we see what he thinks of it? Golf and drinking goes hand in hand.........who knows?

[lepiota]

Their first project together............and then Tiger had a great idea!........" ol' Ben is our kinda guy, how 'bout we see what he thinks of it? Golf and drinking goes hand in hand.........who knows?

Suddenly Jed entered the room, bitter over constant parallels drawn between his name and the patriarch of "The Beverly Hillbillies", looks at Tiger and exclaims, "Ben? Who the the hell is Ben? I thought this story was about me, not two bisexual golfers."

Edited by lepiota, 26 April 2010 - 08:59 PM.

[lepiota]

Suddenly Jed entered the room, bitter over constant parallels drawn between his name and the patriarch of "The Beverly Hillbillies", looks at Tiger and exclaims, "Ben? Who the the hell is Ben? I thought this story was about me, not two bisexual golfers."

After what seemed like 12 hours but was only a few seconds, it occured to the dim witted Jed that Tiger was refering to Ben Rothelisberger. He ran his fingers through his thinning mullet with one hand, contemplating the parallels between Woods and the disgraced Steeler signal caller- All the while keeping a wary eye on the manic Coleman, who was now clenching his comically small fists and watching Biography special on Emmanuel Lewis.

[Mo-Problems]

It seemed odd to Coleman that Emmanuel Lewis' character Webster was adopted by the guy who played Mongo on Blazing Saddles. That spurned the idea that would become the ad campaign for the new line of clubs. And they needed Jed to be on board.

[Rocketman]

And they needed Jed to be on board.

They planned on using Jed as the "pin up" model for the new line of Tiger woods........they would laminate a picture of each of Tiger's women on the top of the club and they hoped to sell them outside the strip clubs that Ben likes to frequent

[lepiota]

....likes to frequent on Karaoke night, while singing "Achey Breaky Heart." He was tired of living off of his daddy's coat tails, and he was tired of seeing his famous step sister on anything with a Disney logo on it. If this club deal panned out he would....

[Mo-Problems]

....likes to frequent on Karaoke night, while singing "Achey Breaky Heart." He was tired of living off of his daddy's coat tails, and he was tired of seeing his famous step sister on anything with a Disney logo on it. If this club deal panned out he would....

...find a way to split the family up. Sure it wasn't the right thing to do but in his mind, that doesn't matter. Big Ben cares only about one person and that's Big Ben. But lately he started to feel for Ol' Jed. It was probably the...

Edited by Mo-Problems, 29 April 2010 - 07:06 AM.

[lepiota]

...find a way to split the family up. Sure it wasn't the right thing to do but in his mind, that doesn't matter. Big Ben cares only about one person and that's Big Ben. But lately he started to feel for Ol' Jed. It was probably the...

...probably the way he trimmed his toenails with scissors, or picked day-old food remnants from his teeth and ate them....or maybe it was because Ben thought Jed's stepsister was hot now that she was approaching college freshman age. Whatever it was, Ben felt the need to do Jed a solid. That's why he.....

[Rocketman]

That's why he.....

asked Mr. Rooney for a trade to the Cleveland Browns yesterday............if this would happen he could invite Tiger to Akron so see what LeBron's mom was up to.......

[lepiota]

asked Mr. Rooney for a trade to the Cleveland Browns yesterday............if this would happen he could invite Tiger to Akron so see what LeBron's mom was up to.......

...what Lebron's mom was up to, but he quickly dismissed this idea when Jed burst into the room and exclaimed, "Why the Hell would I care if you get traded to Cleveland or not, you cradle robbing perv? I'm living in a freekin' trailer with a crazed, washed up child actor in my shed! My dad is a has-been-one hit wonder, and I've never been sure if mom is a hermaphrodite or not!"

Jed looks directlly into the Rocketcorner camera, winks, and says "If you really want to do me a solid, you will......"

[myturn]

...what Lebron's mom was up to, but he quickly dismissed this idea when Jed burst into the room and exclaimed, "Why the Hell would I care if you get traded to Cleveland or not, you cradle robbing perv? I'm living in a freekin' trailer with a crazed, washed up child actor in my shed! My dad is a has-been-one hit wonder, and I've never been sure if mom is a hermaphrodite or not!"

Jed looks directlly into the Rocketcorner camera, winks, and says "If you really want to do me a solid, you will......"

you will hook me up with your sister. I think she has a real future in the WNBA. With the money she'll earn, I could move out of my trailer, have a real room for Gary, (whom we will adopt) and an office where I can work more on Tiger's ideal clubs." While Jed started gazing off in distance thinking about his new life, Ben heard a knock on the door.

[lepiota]

you will hook me up with your sister. I think she has a real future in the WNBA. With the money she'll earn, I could move out of my trailer, have a real room for Gary, (whom we will adopt) and an office where I can work more on Tiger's ideal clubs." While Jed started gazing off in distance thinking about his new life, Ben heard a knock on the door.

Ben opens it and at first sees no one, then looks down to find Emmanuel Lewis, dressing in sunglasses and the red leather jacket from the Michael Jackson Thriller video. He then hears a commotion behind him and turns to see Coleman, cartwheeling and backflipping his way across the large doublewide, in a direct line to the now gaping Lewis, screaming......

[Mo-Problems]

Ben opens it and at first sees no one, then looks down to find Emmanuel Lewis, dressing in sunglasses and the red leather jacket from the Michael Jackson Thriller video. He then hears a commotion behind him and turns to see Coleman, cartwheeling and backflipping his way across the large doublewide, in a direct line to the now gaping Lewis, screaming......

"Let's settle this once and for all! You're the reason my life's a mess!" Lewis was dumb-founded. He'd always thought the two had a good relationship but apparently Coleman harbored some resentment. It was probably because...