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[Wilco98]

A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.

Yeah, I can live with that.

[lepiota]

Mine says that I am "fun loving" (who isn't?) and that I am "sexy to women". I would describe myself as a "developing recluse", and "tolerable to ladies with reduced options."

[DC/MS]

Slice, did you make yours up? Just wondering, because it is perfect. I would add more, but not real sure if it can be printed.

[stifler]

Ricko Suave with a big heart and a smooth personality. Great sense of humor, and not afraid to take the verbal abuse from others. Great career ahead of you in the broadcasting business. Not the marrying type right now as many chicks are attracted to you, and even though you are very shy, you still seem to find time for one every now and then.

Yep, pretty much sums up stifler to a T.

[LimaJock]

LIMA=City in Allen County, Ohio for which aforementioned acronym stands, the mascot of which is a middle-aged man in a giant lima bean costume.

JOCK=Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing. Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future. Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future. Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either. Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet. The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.


I know ["Prophet"] that this is not me , but I'll let others determine how close it is.

LJ

[hashbrown]

an extremely awesome kid with a mullet who every girl should want no matter what people say about him. Also a great loyal friend who can be trusted with anything. You should greet him with a kiss or hug.

[ohioguy102474]

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

This is the third one. The first one I'm not posting!