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I have officially put out a Slicer Alert and have called the State Highway Patrol to see if they will post it on the electronic highway signs in the event that somebody has kidnapped her
.........it's been nearly 2 days since she's been heard of here at the RC and I'm starting to get a little worried...........I hope that none of the other moderators banned her for mentioning any of the other sports sites around?.......I know that living out in the boonies as she does that her internet service is sometimes unpredictable and if this is the case I know she is pulling hair out of somebody's head
........Slicer,
if you're able to read, but not post............nod your head once
if you're not able to read but can hear us talking about you..........nod your head twice
if you've lost your internet or your computer is in the shop...........call me, we're worried about you
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We slicer women are just too much of a handful for ppl! 
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Although, doesn't mean I have been content with not posting.....Just can't seem to get enough energy to run this ole brain of mine! ---I know, you wouldn't think it'd take much, would ya?!? 
Now go make me a sammich after I wake up from my nap. 
Now, I expect you to keep it up!!! 
