Where's Waldo......I mean Slicer?

Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:50 PM

It seems that Little Bo Beep has lost her way and doesn't know how to get back to the RC
after misplacing her phone it also seems that she has had the misfortune of losing her internet connection....

I bet she is going boinkers running around home looking for that rascal.......to say nothing of not having
access to the net...........folks, I wouldn't be driving over around Harrod until this episode is over.......if
anyone hears the fire siren out that way you can probably know that the smoke coming off her head has
kindled a fire

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:06 PM

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 08:06 PM

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 07:12 PM

We are looking at day #2 and still no Slicer.........

Come to think of it, Bandido ain't been around either
I guess her boy toy must have been a Boy Scout,
because she's been unable or unwilling to loosen
the knots...........zoooom

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 08:01 PM

I have officially called the Allen Co. Sheriff's Dept. to file a missing person report.....I was told that I had to wait
over 48 hours before making this happen........

it's now been 68 hours and counting and this is highly unusual for her to be absent. Sheriff Crish has assured
me that a cruiser would be sent out tonight to check on her whereabouts.......Now, if she has found a new boy toy
and doesn't want disturbed I understand completely........

Slicer, if you're reading this just leave a front porch light on to let us know you're OK...(that, and whoever is in
there with you )........We can have someone drop off a 30 tomorrow if needed to tide you through.....however if no
light is on when the cruiser arrives the deputy has explicit instructions to knock the door down if you don't come to the
door after he knocks.....you can also let him know that you're OK if when he comes to the door he hears some Queen
blaring on the stereo..........

by tomorrow if we don't hear any news I will be contacting RC members to congregate at Thirstys to begin a body search......

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 08:07 PM

QUOTE (Rocketman @ Mar 30 2011, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I have officially called the Allen Co. Sheriff's Dept. to file a missing person report.....I was told that I had to wait
over 48 hours before making this happen........

it's now been 68 hours and counting and this is highly unusual for her to be absent. Sheriff Crish has assured
me that a cruiser would be sent out tonight to check on her whereabouts.......Now, if she has found a new boy toy
and doesn't want disturbed I understand completely........

Slicer, if you're reading this just leave a front porch light on to let us know you're OK...(that, and whoever is in
there with you )........We can have someone drop off a 30 tomorrow if needed to tide you through.....however if no
light is on when the cruiser arrives the deputy has explicit instructions to knock the door down if you don't come to the
door after he knocks.....you can also let him know that you're OK if when he comes to the door he hears some Queen
blaring on the stereo..........

by tomorrow if we don't hear any news I will be contacting RC members to congregate at Thirstys to begin a body search......

If someone's in there with her that long, you need to drop off some Vaseline.

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Posted 30 March 2011 - 09:55 PM

QUOTE (Rocketman @ Mar 29 2011, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

We are looking at day #2 and still no Slicer.........

Come to think of it, Bandido ain't been around either
I guess her boy toy must have been a Boy Scout,
because she's been unable or unwilling to loosen
the knots...........zoooom

Just checking in to say I'm not hiding out with my favorite female mod .......... but hey if she has any extra rope

Slice, come out, come out wherever you are...... Almost 3 entire days of you MIA..... What gives girl?

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:38 AM

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 02:27 PM

Gee I hope she's OK and all... Hopefully some aliens didn't snatch her up in their sucking light beam into their mother ship.

If so you boys up North might find Slicer wandering around naked (gee hope it warms up!) somewhere in Allen county... Ya know that's what they do, they snatch you up, do freaky experiments to you like make you listen to ABBA for 4 days straight. Then see how you react.

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 05:38 PM

QUOTE (totallytiger @ Mar 31 2011, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ya know that's what they do, they snatch you up, do freaky experiments to you like make you listen to ABBA for 4 days straight. Then see how you react.

I actually believe it is the Back Street Boys and the Bee Gees in tandem
we are now looking at 90+ hours with not a sound..........I have a few theories

1. a UPS package arrived and she is still trying it out......
2. with the news that Gov. Kasich is thinking of selling off all the liquor stores she is hoarding a stash for future consumption
3. she is getting the pool house ready for summer's action
4. she is in the hospital, and this one ain't letting her out!
5. I know that Bandido says he hasn't heard from her, but Bill Clinton said the same thing
6. and finally, maybe she just got tired of the RC and has went back to the Huddle!

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 07:05 PM

QUOTE (Rocketman @ Mar 31 2011, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

6. and finally, maybe she just got tired of the RC and has went back to the Huddle!

I knew that Slicer was a pirate, but I'd never expect her to resort to mutiny...

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 08:59 PM

I wonder if she is hanging out with that couple that she became close to.......if so, don't expect her back anytime soon!!!!!!!

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (DaGhoul @ Mar 31 2011, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I knew that Slicer was a pirate, but I'd never expect her to resort to mutiny...

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therefore, I have to assume that the Slicer has picked up anchor and moved on to greener pastures.....
I know she was upset that she never was able to take a vacation from the 'Corner and after basketball
season she probably figured that she had enough.......

the $5.00/month that we'll be saving in salary can go to better prize packages in next year's contests
we are now closing in on the 4 day and 96 hour mark.........even without a phone or computer I would have figured
she would have somehow gotten in contact with someone.........by tomorrow afternoon I should hear back from
Sheriff Crish.......

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 09:46 PM

QUOTE (flounder @ Mar 31 2011, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I wonder if she is hanging out with that couple that she became close to.......if so, don't expect her back anytime soon!!!!!!!

She seemed to still be on the fence of what to do even though she said she wasn't going to go thru with it!

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Posted 31 March 2011 - 11:08 PM

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Posted 01 April 2011 - 07:25 PM

QUOTE (Rocketman @ Mar 31 2011, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I actually believe it is the Back Street Boys and the Bee Gees in tandem
we are now looking at 90+ hours with not a sound..........I have a few theories

1. a UPS package arrived and she is still trying it out......
2. with the news that Gov. Kasich is thinking of selling off all the liquor stores she is hoarding a stash for future consumption
3. she is getting the pool house ready for summer's action
4. she is in the hospital, and this one ain't letting her out!
5. I know that Bandido says he hasn't heard from her, but Bill Clinton said the same thing
6. and finally, maybe she just got tired of the RC and has went back to the Huddle!

Padded walls really hurt internet and cell phone reception.

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Posted 02 April 2011 - 11:11 AM

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Posted 02 April 2011 - 01:15 PM

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Posted 02 April 2011 - 03:38 PM

QUOTE (flounder @ Apr 2 2011, 01:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

does anybody think that slicer is holding out for something...

Flound,
I think there are more issues at heart.........no phone, no internet......
somebody's taking a beating

for the record: 130 hours +

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Posted 02 April 2011 - 03:57 PM

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