Those of you who switch it to "over" if you find it "under" you better make sure there are no pets in the house or you could set up trouble for the homeowner!
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 09:08 AM
I'd rather shower at Penn State than root for Michigan.
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 09:59 AM
no preference on over/under, only wish a full roll was there more often
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:20 AM
Did you guys notice they are making the toilet paper sheets more narrow? In another five years it will whittled down to the size of an adding machine roll and we will have to pay midgets to wipe our arses. (can I still say midgets? Someone get back to me on that) The midgets will inevitably go on strike, 'cause...you know...thats tough work down there. They'll get a union, and it will be next to impossible to fire the little buggers if they're lousey wipers.
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:20 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jan 28 2010, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you guys notice they are making the toilet paper sheets more narrow? In another five years it will whittled down to the size of an adding machine roll and we will have to pay midgets to wipe our arses. (can I still say midgets? Someone get back to me on that) The midgets will inevitably go on strike, 'cause...you know...thats tough work down there. They'll get a union, and it will be next to impossible to fire the little buggers if they're lousey wipers.
Not sure if their union would have much clout as it would probably be a pretty small union. Zing!
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:23 AM
And there are TWO votes for under. I gave my reason. Who else voted UNDER and what's your reasoning?
And for those of you that are so adamant about it being OVER, what's up with that?! I never really cared before. I was an OVER but it really didn't bother me. Why is it so important that it be OVER that you would feel the need to switch it?! I know you're all a little crazy so that's not a valid reason. There has to be some reason you feel it has to be that way. Let's hear it!
And for those of you that are so adamant about it being OVER, what's up with that?! I never really cared before. I was an OVER but it really didn't bother me. Why is it so important that it be OVER that you would feel the need to switch it?! I know you're all a little crazy so that's not a valid reason. There has to be some reason you feel it has to be that way. Let's hear it!
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:38 AM
QUOTE (Mo-Problems @ Jan 28 2010, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And there are TWO votes for under. I gave my reason. Who else voted UNDER and what's your reasoning?
And for those of you that are so adamant about it being OVER, what's up with that?! I never really cared before. I was an OVER but it really didn't bother me. Why is it so important that it be OVER that you would feel the need to switch it?! I know you're all a little crazy so that's not a valid reason. There has to be some reason you feel it has to be that way. Let's hear it!
And for those of you that are so adamant about it being OVER, what's up with that?! I never really cared before. I was an OVER but it really didn't bother me. Why is it so important that it be OVER that you would feel the need to switch it?! I know you're all a little crazy so that's not a valid reason. There has to be some reason you feel it has to be that way. Let's hear it!
I was trying to avoid this but obviously I must now venture into the seedier aspects of hygene so that Mo may emerged enlightened. Besides the obvious reason for over (access to the sheets without reaching under) there is this: If you roll under, and on your first wipe, you are perhaps a little too....aggressive, and suffer a contamination breach of the paper, a tear if you will, you must then place your now soiled hand up against the bathroom wall. This will result in a most dreadful deposit of fecal matter where it does not belong. See? Now I believe we are all on the same page.
Edited by lepiota, 28 January 2010 - 11:39 AM.
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:47 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jan 28 2010, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was trying to avoid this but obviously I must now venture into the seedier aspects of hygene so that Mo may emerged enlightened. Besides the obvious reason for over (access to the sheets without reaching under) there is this: If you roll under, and on your first wipe, you are perhaps a little too....aggressive, and suffer a contamination breach of the paper, a tear if you will, you must then place your now soiled hand up against the bathroom wall. This will result in a most dreadful deposit of fecal matter where it does not belong. See? Now I believe we are all on the same page.
So you're saying - If I'm at a house and it's OVER, don't shake the hands of the party hosts because they're likely aggressive wipers and may have "dirt under their nails". Got it!
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 12:11 PM
QUOTE (Mo-Problems @ Jan 28 2010, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So you're saying - If I'm at a house and it's OVER, don't shake the hands of the party hosts because they're likely aggressive wipers and may have "dirt under their nails". Got it!
The only exception to that would be if you saw a midget running around in surgical gloves.
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Posted 28 January 2010 - 01:41 PM
Checked at lunch. Mine is actually OVER. Guess it switched back at some point when the kids got old enough to know better. Shows how much I care!
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 12:25 AM
just store the corn cobs in a box next to the pot.
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 07:41 AM
QUOTE (DC/MS @ Jan 29 2010, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
just store the corn cobs in a box next to the pot.
That's not the only way corn can make an appearance at a BM. That is one hardy vegetable
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 08:39 AM
New roll on. This one's UNDER. I think my 5 year old daughter just grabs the extra roll and hangs it whichever way she wants. Guess I'm an Over/Under!
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 10:54 AM
We are all now students of toilet paper mechanics. I have a BA in BM. This is Slice's fault, we were normal before this started.
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:54 AM
Has to be under because my dog will unroll it to the street.
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 04:44 AM
I like that, looks like a real chalange. I should try it. Do you know the way to cook it? I like to make my own food.
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 07:55 AM
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I like that, looks like a real chalange. I should try it. Do you know the way to cook it? I like to make my own food.
What the-? Holy lost post Batman, I can't find the right forum!
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 09:20 AM
QUOTE (FrOnT RoW JOE @ Jan 26 2010, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I never put mine on a holder, so its both, however my hand grabs it....
i like the way that one rolls rofl
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 09:22 AM
QUOTE (lepiota @ Jan 28 2010, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The only exception to that would be if you saw a midget running around in surgical gloves.
WOW that is hilarious im in school and i just red that and LOL in class hahaha thats funny
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 10:45 AM
I pretty particular about this thing. One of my pet peeves is to see the roll put in the under position. My wife puts it in that way all the time and when I see it that way I always change it. Bothers the heck out of me when it is under.
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Posted 03 February 2010 - 11:45 AM
QUOTE (Dakota Green @ Feb 3 2010, 10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I pretty particular about this thing. One of my pet peeves is to see the roll put in the under position. My wife puts it in that way all the time and when I see it that way I always change it. Bothers the heck out of me when it is under.
can you say OCD much lol just messing wit ya Dakota
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